Saturday, May 26, 2007

masturbate-a-thon

Hey got nothing planned for the weekend and live in the SF area why not attend the Masturbate-a-thon competition, link

Although most men and women today are aware that masturbation isn't a "degrading act," many are still constrained by the notion that it's a selfish, immature activity or a second-rate substitute for partner sex. We live in a society in which sexual expression has always been legislated and restricted and the pursuit of pure pleasure is frequently condemned as selfish and childish. A lot of people who consider themselves free of sexual hang-ups have simply rewritten the equation "sex is only good if it involves procreation" to "sex is only good if it involves two loving people." The fact that masturbation is a pleasurable end in itself gets short shrift in mainstream sex manuals, which focus on masturbation as a useful tool in the building of a better sex life with one's partner. The Masturbate-a-thon is dedicated to honoring masturbation as an excellent way to have sex while also raising money for non-profits.

why not try out for the :

Longest Squirt Distance New!
An area of the porn palace will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins!

Longest Time Masturbating
How long can people masturbate? Well the current record is over 8 hours. Bend your gender expectations; that participant was 100% male. Winners will be awarded in as many gender categories as are appropriate.

Most Orgasms
Multiple orgasms aren't just for chicks. The Masturbate-a-thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single masturbate-a-thon event. Wow! Men, women and any other declared gender category will compete for their own multi-orgasmic titles.

Tag Team Fun
This is a tag team race like you have never seen. The no-touching-others rule is suspended while team tag each other for a place change in the masturbation arena.

Last years winners
Time Records:
Female: 6 h, 30 min (Norine Dworkin, San Francisco, 2004)
Male: 8 h, 30 min (San Francisco, 2006)
Trans/Genderqueer: Yet to be set!
Most Orgasms:
Female: 49 (London, 2006)
Male: 6 (London, 2006)
Trans/Genderqueer: Yet to be set!

2 comments:

oldbear said...

Hi Bonnie, masturbation is a beautiful and healthy thing, and can add so much fun to any relationship, but especailly a D/s one.

Of course its great solo too! :-)

Deny it, force it, time it, punish for it, do it to each other, do it in a public place, ...

Thanks, OB.

Anonymous said...

I used to have a great T shirt with the words
Masturbation is not a crime
writtem large across it, showed off my rsi splints nicely as a teen.
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