***Disclaimer todays finds aren't all that fetish related, but I'm on someone else's computer as mines getting repaired (read bigger hard drive, more fetish related room LOL)
If ladies love stilettos and guys like stereo equipment… then everybody should love stereo stielettos, no?
Just think you could flog away to your favorite sounds, all the while never lossing your favorite beat.
Does your subbie miss you when you away
Does he miss your warm comfortable lap, make sure he never feels at a loss, get your lap reproduced today, yes some clever Korean subbie found a way to always have his Mistress near...Alas no marketing department will fund the idea..deep sigh !!! you'll have to use the floor.
An unintentionally hilarious product design or subversive moral commentary?
3M is selling these cute self-adhesive hooks in Asia. Just take a look at 3M's colorful, friendly animal pals with their handy hooks to hang your whips on, opps I mean stuff on.
3M's Sticky Bear is VERY Pleased to See You. And in case you're not sure what to do with such a big stiff hook, check out the serving suggestions on the top corner of each package: “follow me, hug me, kiss me.” (sorry I missed that bit in the pic, thats what the babblefish translation came out at LOL)
3M's Sticky Bear is VERY Pleased to See You. And in case you're not sure what to do with such a big stiff hook, check out the serving suggestions on the top corner of each package: “follow me, hug me, kiss me.” (sorry I missed that bit in the pic, thats what the babblefish translation came out at LOL)
By the way, there's some innovative new technology in use here. The self-adhesive hooks feature 3M's new re-usable Command adhesive, which can keep sticking and sticking, again and again, and still come back for more. No, . Yeah right in who's world. No, I'm not making this up.
and because I'm feeling in a silly mood I have to share this one LOL
Get your new nose NOW, with DIY cosmetic surgery - only $7.50
Nose too wide? Embarrassed by your cavernous nostrils? Well, not any more with 'CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose'. Once again, I have sourced the Asian Internet suppliers, I have searched high and low to bring you another amazing scientific breakthrough from the shelves of their local supermarket.
Just leave this dainty clip tightly clamped on your nose at all times, and watch your face become more beautiful every day until you ultimately attain a 'Cleopatra Nose'. Your transformation could take place within days, or even months.
Just leave this dainty clip tightly clamped on your nose at all times, and watch your face become more beautiful every day until you ultimately attain a 'Cleopatra Nose'. Your transformation could take place within days, or even months.
Don't worry about it clashing with the rest of your wardrobe, because it's now available in both pink and blue!
CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose is available at discerning stores in Japan, Korea and Taiwan from only $7.50. Why spend more on expensive plastic surgery and fancy doctors when you can just 'do it yourself'?
What are they smoking?Here's the back of the product package, we offer the translation (below) in the spirit of fun rather than strict accuracy.
What are they smoking?Here's the back of the product package, we offer the translation (below) in the spirit of fun rather than strict accuracy.
WTF!!!!!
1. "Hey my friend! You have a wide nose.
Incidentally, I had a wide nose before,
but thanks to 'CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose',
my gargantuan proboscis is a thing of the past. Check it out!"
2. "Awesome! I can watch this convenient mirror
and see my nose slimming down even as I drive
my car. Oops, sorry about your kid, lolz!"
3. "Just a few more months of this torture,
and I'll I have a Cleopatra Nose like that
big-haired famous lady on TV. Or perhaps
the restricted blood flow will just make my nose
drop off. Problem solved either way!".
"By keeping this unobtrusive clip on while I sleep,
I can accelerate the nose-altering process! I know
I just need to persevere and my hitherto dreary life
will be utterly transformed by my new petite schnozzer.
Gosh, I really hope I get my new nose before I suffer further brain damage from the oxygen starvation caused by my self-induced sleep apnea."
Gosh, I really hope I get my new nose before I suffer further brain damage from the oxygen starvation caused by my self-induced sleep apnea."
Quick, bring out some science
According to the science department at Texyt Labs, this product isn't quite as ridiculous as it seems. Actually, your face or body shape CAN be gradually altered by this kind of steady pressure. Anybody who has had an ear (or other appendage) pierced has experienced this – if you don't keep the hole open, it'll slowly close up.
But I dread to imagine what kind of misshapen nose you could end up with, if this gimcrack $7.50 contraption goes awry. Not to mention the embarrassment of constantly looking like a synchronized swimmer who forgot to take her nose clip off.
Hey, but if you do want to take the plunge, don't forget: there's nothing to prevent you applying this to other body parts you want reshaped. *wicked grins*
But I dread to imagine what kind of misshapen nose you could end up with, if this gimcrack $7.50 contraption goes awry. Not to mention the embarrassment of constantly looking like a synchronized swimmer who forgot to take her nose clip off.
Hey, but if you do want to take the plunge, don't forget: there's nothing to prevent you applying this to other body parts you want reshaped. *wicked grins*
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