Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Cooking with cum

For the Femdom who has every thing!


I thought I'd post some thing a little different this week with a Sexy Food idea that had recently been posted on CollarNcuffs.com forum blogs on the Natural Harvest Cook book~ cooking with cum cookbook.



I wanted to know more so I did a little research!

In March this year Vice Magazine had An Interview with the Jizz Cook Fotie Photenhauer, author of Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes, the Lulu-published cookbook that made the rounds of all the blogs and comedy clubs last Fall and is now available in a revised 2nd edition

From the Vice interview:


Vice: After it occurred to you that using your semen as a cooking ingredient was the next logical step, what did you do?

Fotie Photenhauer: I thought, "Let’s try it out." Semen is identical to egg whites. And egg whites are a very common ingredient in a lot of foods.

What did you make?


I made crepes. Normally you use a lot of eggs, four or five eggs in a batch of crepes. I substituted one egg with about four or five tablespoons of semen. They turned out beautiful.


I'm guessing he's not winning over a lot of new connoisseurs in the vanilla 'mainstream' world but used in Femdom or Maledom [cooking with cum] has some interesting possibilities, he does have somewhat of a point when he says,


I mean, people eat all kinds of weird things. Eggs are menstruation from chickens. And that’s pretty disgusting, if you think about it. I mean, eating a chicken menstruation? What’s the difference between eating another animal’s menstruation or eating someone you love’s semen. You have to think of it with perspective."


And, from the book's introduction:


"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients--you will love this cook book!"


So what does experimenting Femdom do?









high protein smoothie

Unlike other high protein drinks this one doesn't not use animal proteins such as eggs or whey for nutrition

1 cup diced kiwi
1 ripe banana
1 cup of soy milk
1-3 tablespoons of fresh semen
Ice cubes

Throw every thing into a blender and liquefy.

Chef's Note: This is a great to experiment with.
Try substituting peaches or strawberries for the kiwi.


Test Run of course !

After reading the chefs note how could I resist









So you never what on the menu at my place now *grins* for being such a good boy he got cake too!

Final result: good enough to drink





This cook book can purchased at Lulu or alternitely through the Author at semenbook@gmail.com

3 comments:

Udo said...

Pig semen dumplings are a big favorite at many OctoberFests even though most folks don't know them by that name...

MissBonnie said...

I've been too a few OctoberFests and eaten dumplings LOL you have me concerned now. Thanks for the info Udo I'll have to look into what I might of eaten.

Anonymous said...

Miss Bonnie sounds like the Martha Stewart of my dreams. I love to spend thanksgiving with her.